lol joke!

>Newton's shock in India
>Recently Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to Earth >to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and emerged with his
>head in a spin. Here's why.
>These were the actions he saw Vijayakanth (popular Tamil actor) >involved in: -
>Vijayakanth has a brain tumour which, according to the doctors, >can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our >great Vijayakanth is shot in the head.
>To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking >away the tumour along with it and he is cured. Long live >Vijayakanth!
>Vijayakanth is confronted with three gangsters. He has a gun but >unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does? He throws a >knife at the gangster standing in the centre and shoots at the >knife.
>The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, killing both the >gangsters flanking the one in the centre, while the knife kills the >middle one.
>Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but
>he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? No, you won't succeed >with your remotest imagination.
>As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet >compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes >the bullet compartment and fires his gun ... and the gangster dies. >This was too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken
>and he decided to go back. But he stayed around to watch another >movie, thinking that at least it will follow his theory of physics. >The whole movie goes on fine and Newton is happy that all in the >world
>hasn't changed.
>Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to >know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. It's >so high that Vijayakanth can't jump even if he tries one of those >superman techniques our heroes normally use.
>He desperately wants to kill the villain. Vijayakanth pulls out two >guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun
>reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the
>first gun in the air with his second gun. Now the first gun fires >off and the villain is dead. Newton faints!
courtesy of fathimah